'Twas the night before ZUKmas, when all through the bath-house
every creature was gooning,  and riding their spouse. Your cheeks are gonna be having a white ZUKmas in our seasonal XXXmas line! Don't worry about electrocuting yourself with string lights, and focus on using something that just vibrates!
 
90% Bamboo 
10% Spandex
100% White Christmas!
 
Merry Zukmas from my queer family to yours! Remember that you have so much love and chosen family around you (and your cheeks) this holiday season <3 LOVE YOU!